Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Full Version: Apple does it again
QUOTE (Hurricaneff @ Jul 19 2010, 03:40 PM) 
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (lab94 @ Jul 19 2010, 04:50 PM)
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
problem with the prototype though.....if they are held too tight (aka death grip) the listener gets his ears boxed.
QUOTE (Hurricaneff @ Jul 19 2010, 03:40 PM)
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
It is now reported that there are problems with this. .......
This just in- Consumers are demanding a major recall of the iTit. Users have found problems with volume control and adding content. They are also reporting a "antenna" problem rising up with the men that are trying to use the iTit. Stay tuned.
QUOTE (lab94 @ Jul 20 2010, 10:01 AM)
It is now reported that there are problems with this. .......
This just in- Consumers are demanding a major recall of the iTit. Users have found problems with volume control and adding content. They are also reporting a "antenna" problem rising up with the men that are trying to use the iTit. Stay tuned.
This just in- Consumers are demanding a major recall of the iTit. Users have found problems with volume control and adding content. They are also reporting a "antenna" problem rising up with the men that are trying to use the iTit. Stay tuned.
reports are that the iTit works better in colder weather
QUOTE (vascudave @ Jul 20 2010, 10:29 AM)
reports are that the iTit works better in colder weather
....and after years of use it tends to stretch and sag
QUOTE (jfar57 @ Jul 20 2010, 10:46 AM)
....and after years of use it tends to stretch and sag
LMAO!!
here....
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/v/vspfiles/V4_...up/winerack.asp
QUOTE (lab94 @ Jul 20 2010, 11:36 AM)
lol
QUOTE (jfar57 @ Jul 20 2010, 09:19 AM)
problem with the prototype though.....if they are held too tight (aka death grip) the listener gets his ears boxed.
QUOTE (lab94 @ Jul 20 2010, 10:01 AM)
It is now reported that there are problems with this. .......
This just in- Consumers are demanding a major recall of the iTit. Users have found problems with volume control and adding content. They are also reporting a "antenna" problem rising up with the men that are trying to use the iTit. Stay tuned.
This just in- Consumers are demanding a major recall of the iTit. Users have found problems with volume control and adding content. They are also reporting a "antenna" problem rising up with the men that are trying to use the iTit. Stay tuned.
QUOTE (vascudave @ Jul 20 2010, 10:29 AM)
reports are that the iTit works better in colder weather
QUOTE (jfar57 @ Jul 20 2010, 10:46 AM)
....and after years of use it tends to stretch and sag
LMAO
im offended..."sag and stretched" was way overboard!!
reports are apple will sell a mod for 40 bucks to prevent it though
reports are apple will sell a mod for 40 bucks to prevent it though
QUOTE (lab94 @ Jul 21 2010, 12:03 AM)
sweet, have to have a fairly moble bottom to operate the seat controls
QUOTE (vascudave @ Jul 21 2010, 09:42 AM)
sweet, have to have a fairly moble bottom to operate the seat controls
or good aim if only #1
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